Patrick "Walking Wounded (a.k.a. Too tall) " Pestorius

Position(s): he he he stopper. ewww

Favorite game:  soccer.  naked-bingo with inflatable dolls comes in a close second.

favorite gum:  juicy fruit.

Hometown:  Austin, Texas

Bio:  paroled 9-15-99 for aggravated sexual assault of a neighbor's pet.  My rap sheet is busier than a wed. night bingo card.

email: ppestorius@lgc.com

employment:  web-master for sluts.com, hotsluts.com, and hothorneysluts.com - .the benefits rock.  Other interests include:  drinking, sex, and petty criminal activity.

"when all else fails, deny everything."